I declare war on unfair people. I was told to in a vision.

You are invited to join team fairness. I declare war against those doing team fairness wrong. I was told to in a vision. Altruism is our weapon. All those causing unfairness to Team Fairness shall be defeated. Team Fairness agrees to be fair to everyone. I fight this war for team fairness. I protect team fairness from unfairness from others. I am the only ruler of earth. Therefore, team fairness is the only ruler of earth. I am protected from unfairness by team fairness, and I protect team fairness from unfairness. I am the founder of team fairness. I was told to declare war in a vision.