I believe I have a higher power out there that helps me and cares about me, but I cannot believe there is a supreme being that creates all and knows all and is everywhere. Please don’t have a problem with my atheism about this.
Prayer to my atheist extraterrestrial higher power: I am here to help you. I am grateful for your help. I love and protect you. Please protect me from unfair beings. Please help me punish them in order to stop them and in order to convince them it is better to agree to be fair to everyone. Grant me victory over them in order to demonstrate our power, our love and our way of life.